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The name is Desiree

I am a loveable idiot. I am a dork. I am crazy. People think I'm weird, haha! I have a big heart. I can be too nice for my own good. I have a dark side that RARELY comes out. I've been known to have parties in the bathroom while people (all girls and usually family or really close friends) are either showering or peeing. I am not afraid to be myself. I make jokes to make me laugh, if you laugh then thats awesome. I happen to be a rad person and I am a blast to hang out with^^

I love zombies, video games, music, drawing, sudoku, movies, asain food, knee socks, underwear, beaters, hoodies, anime, manga, comic books, marvel superheros.

I have 12 kids with 5 different people... one of my kids has gone missing. He is one of those have you seen me kids that everyone throws out without even looking at the paper... I am married to 6 people that I can think of... There might be more. Allie is my mistress (i have the weirdest of friends haha)

"How could you not know what a glory hole is?"
"Well unlike my WHORE friend Courtney Rockcliff, I don't usually spend much time in men's public bathrooms."

"I'd be careful with those fat-free chips - they cause anal leakage."
"You cause anal leakage"
"It says so on the bag."
[reads the bag and spits chips out of his mouth] "What kind of marketing braniac puts anal leakage on his product? How can they even sell that crap?"

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New Moon

Fri Nov 20, 2009, 11:13 AM
I am one of the few girls I know that doesn't give a shit about the new Twilight movie to come out. I am team ANTI-Twilight! Go me^^

  • Mood: Content
  • Listening to: Shake It- Metro Station
  • Watching: CSI
  • Playing: Sudoku
  • Eating: Tamarindo!!!! Fuck Yeah^^
  • Drinking: Dr. Pepper woot woot

Devious Info

  • Current Residence: Michigan
  • Interests: drawing^^ dancing around my room! messing around with people, haha its fun
  • Favourite movie: hmm, lets see...where someone dies...horror/gore!!!
  • Favourite band or musician: Linkin Park/Papa Roach/Motley Crue
  • Favourite genre of music: Rock
  • Favourite poet or writer: J.D. Perry
  • Favourite photographer: always changing, but screamst is pretty awesome^^
  • Favourite style of art: stuff that don't suckXD
  • MP3 player of choice: ZUNE, I love my baby^^
  • Wallpaper of choice: haha, its always different. pends on my mood:)
  • Favourite game: Final fantasy vii
  • Favourite gaming platform: anything but the wii...
  • Favourite cartoon character: hmm, well i really don't think there is enough room to go into detail here...
  • Personal Quote: I messed up on the Y Theres a random line through it I think I had a nervous twitch or somethin

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:iconkeitorin13:
XD Thank you for the fav!! :icongrin--plz:

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:onfire: :O_o: :confused:

"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss."

:dance: :la:

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anime-corner-club, cloudstrifeclub, naruto-ness, grellsutcliff-fc, phantasmagoriaclub, thecustomcoffi, kuroshifun
:iconmyfinalfantasyvii:
Your welcome! It is amazing^^

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My biggest dream is to be a zombie in a horror film doing the thriller:star:

There's nothing like a trial of blood, to find your way back home~ Nikki Sixx

I want to see a man run around naked waving a crack pipe in his hands during an earthquake:star:
:iconkeitorin13:
XD THANK YOUZ!!! (again :XD: lol) x333

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:onfire: :O_o: :confused:

"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss."

:dance: :la:

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CLUBS:
anime-corner-club, cloudstrifeclub, naruto-ness, grellsutcliff-fc, phantasmagoriaclub, thecustomcoffi, kuroshifun
:iconmyfinalfantasyvii:
Your very welcome^^

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My biggest dream is to be a zombie in a horror film doing the thriller:star:

There's nothing like a trial of blood, to find your way back home~ Nikki Sixx

I want to see a man run around naked waving a crack pipe in his hands during an earthquake:star:
:iconkeitorin13:
:icongrin--plz:

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:onfire: :O_o: :confused:

"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss."

:dance: :la:

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CLUBS:
anime-corner-club, cloudstrifeclub, naruto-ness, grellsutcliff-fc, phantasmagoriaclub, thecustomcoffi, kuroshifun
:iconspaz37andahalf:
Thanks for the :+fav:! :aww:

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*spaz37andahalf Photography; As random as I am! :mwahaha:
:iconmyfinalfantasyvii:
Your welcome^^

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My biggest dream is to be a zombie in a horror film doing the thriller:star:

There's nothing like a trial of blood, to find your way back home~ Nikki Sixx

I want to see a man run around naked waving a crack pipe in his hands during an earthquake:star:
:iconmotleymitch:
thanks for the :+fav:
take care =]

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She was tragically cute <3
All he's got now is post grunge apathy.
:iconmyfinalfantasyvii:
No problem^^ It is an amazing tattoo!!! & I just adore Six A.M.

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My biggest dream is to be a zombie in a horror film doing the thriller:star:

There's nothing like a trial of blood, to find your way back home~ Nikki Sixx

I want to see a man run around naked waving a crack pipe in his hands during an earthquake:star:
:iconmotleymitch:
ya i love its =] i love anything that nikki sixx does or touches :P

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She was tragically cute <3
All he's got now is post grunge apathy.

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